your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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