Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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