Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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