I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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