it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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