You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
