the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
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