Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
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Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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