i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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