Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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