we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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