wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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