so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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