check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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