there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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