Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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