she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
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