So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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