i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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