I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
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