is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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