Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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