Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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