Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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