think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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