its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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