I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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