Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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