I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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