I need help removing her.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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