Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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