Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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