Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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