There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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