We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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