Barsexuality is the new black.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
The adults are the big ones right?
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