would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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