i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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