You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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