She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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