I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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