i just had sex bonerless
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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