My brain says no but my pants say off.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Just high enough for therapy.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
