Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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