...so i touched it.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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