found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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