my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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