You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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