You're completely useless in the revolution.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I just forgot I was standing up.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Randomize
