but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
