I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
What a dumb baby whore.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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