Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
