So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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