pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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