New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
she looked like the before picture.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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